SUMMER... NO SCHOOL...well not quite

Saturday, June 25, 2005

THE TRUE MEANING OF HUMOR

Check out this humorus website thta'll make ya laugh. With the stupidest games and the funniest movies its www.HOMESTARRUNNER.com, CHECK IT OUT!!!

Friday, June 17, 2005

SCHOOL NO MORE!!!

School is almost out and celebrations are fun. at the end of every year my class has a party. and CAMPING!!!

Friday, April 01, 2005

An A+ REPORT

This story got A+
DR. ZINZENDORF
Once, in a world where horrible, horrible things happened, there lived a man named Zinzendorf. Dun dun dun. Zinzendorf was trying to infect people with the Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa disease and only I knew the cure.
It all started when I was walking home from school. For science I wanted to know which way the water spun draining in the sink on the other side of the world. So I called up a young boy in Australia.
"Hello!" I said on the telephone.
"Oh no, I don’t take calls from strangers!" The boy said.
"Uhhh no, this is an important call from the water source! This is Dr. uhhh...Zinzendorf." I said.
"Oh! Well, it’s important I guess!" He said.
"Ok. So, I need you to go to your sink and tell me which way the water spins!"
"Alright just a minute... It spins counter clockwise sir!" he said.
"I was right." I whispered "Just a second!"
"Son... You’re grounded!" My Dad said.
That night I snuck downstairs to get a midnight snack. Then...
"Dr.Zinzendorf... Bye!" a voice came from the phone.
Three weeks later I got a phone call from a guy named Zophillism.
"Hello is Dr. Zinezendorf there?"
"Dr.Zinzendorf will be with you in just a minute... hum hmmmmm hmm hmmhmmm!" I hummed in a girly voice.
"Are you there?"
"Hello. This is Dr. Zinzendorf!" I said.
"Hey, I work for you! What about the disease, Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa?" Zophillism asked.
"Uhhh. You’re fired!" I said.
"Ok. But..." Beeeeeeeeeeeep Beeep beep.
I quickly hung up. The disease must be dangerous. I have to stop this. But how. How? I Know. I have to go to Australia!
I arrived there and had to find the liar which I spotted as soon as I arrived. It was in the airport’s map. The liar was labeled "Evil Liar Gift Shop". I walked over to the shop and looked for an open sign, but all I found was a closed sign. I spied in and over heard a conversation.
"Why did you fire me?!?" Zophillism asked.
"But I didn’t!" Dr. Zinzendorf said, "stop looking at me like I’m from another planet."
"Don’t say that. I know you come from this planet!"
"Well what if I moved to another planet?" Said Dr. Zinzendorf. There was a moment of silent. "You’re hired!"
"WAHOO!" Zophillism shouted.
"About that Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa." Dr. Zinzendorf said.
"Too bad no one has the cure for Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa!" Zophillism said and threw the cure into the trash can outside.
I yahatad "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" (I laughed) Uh oh. I quickly grabbed the cure and ran for my life! I was running everywhere and I stopped by someone.
He said holding his fore head. "I have a Yaud ach!"
I grabbed his arm and ran with him.
"Where is the nearest hospital?" I said to the man.
"Oh 5 days... by car!" He said. So, I hopped in a car and wrote in a journal.
Day 1
The car stalled right beside a gas station. We were so lucky, but it was closed. So, we got out of the car and pushed the rest of the way.
Day 2
The car got fixed and a guy I met named Lacky fell a yawism (a sleep) so, I drove the car myself.
Day 3
Just kept driving didn’t stop until I ran out of gas. It took a while to find a gas station.
Day 4
Never thought that we would actually stop to sleep. We did, which means the drive will probably be longer.
Day 5
Only 16 more hours. So exhausted and hungry, but we were stopping in at restaurants.
Day 6
Popped a tired and called a mechanic and finally made it to the hospital!
We ran inside the hospital and gave every one who were infected with Dr. Zinzendorf’s
Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa the Zyroastrianism (the cure) and they all fell a yawism.
I went back to the lair only this time it took exactly 5 days. As soon as I got there I used my Cynewulf fighting skills and defeated Zophillism his last word was "KAMIKAZE!". I walked up to a door.
"Voice activation please."
Wait a second. His last word was "Kamakazi!" I said.
"Voice activation confirm! Please enter. Press the button on the left to destroy the disease. Press the button on t-h-e ri..." It slowed down... uh oh. The disease was some how put in a mosquito and was coming right for me! I did a triple back flip (Impossible) and landed on the right button. The fly ran right into the wall and splat. EEWWW! Dr. Zinzendorf ran outside
"He must be afraid of me!" I said yahating. Ha, ha, ha. Then the roof went flying right off! I heard a quiet yahating. It was Dr. Zinzendorf in a ... big... giant... enormous... ROBOT!
"You can’t defeat me! Zee only way to shut zee robot down is if I say shutdown!" Suddenly the robot slowly collapsed. Dr. Zinzendorf said "I give up!"
"That’s good! I’m gonna take you to the poli... where’d ya go?" As soon as I blinked he disappeared. Then the world started spinning and I fell asleep. The words were the same again. I was back home.
THE END!! Winner of 3 Newberry awards and 4 children’s literature awards!!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

NEW SITE!!!!

The Newest Site By ME IS Jonwrites.blogspot.com

Saturday, March 05, 2005

STUPID

my STUPID story
Once upon a time there was a man who met this guy. He said to the guy "Dude, I am youre fathers, mothers, husbands, best friend, super cows, acting friend, cheese puff, googley eyes, stink breathe, dead dogs arch enymies grandmothers, uncles, ancestors in world war 2, Foriegn Exchange student from north carilinas, cheese award eaten, foriegn highschool roomate!
"Doesn't that make you old?" The guy said
"Yes!"
"You Are STUPID!!!"

The End

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Very Cool!!

On Christmas I got a camera (Digital) I use the camera for many things... now I make short movies.

Friday, December 03, 2004

CALEB

Caleb is my freind and i told him how to mak his own blog so click the link below

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Summer and school is almost out. Try typing www.jon24.tk and it will be a lot esier.

Name: Sir Jon A

Location: Missisauga. The Peacful place., Ontario, Canada

I Am an average kid. As you know this my website and I enjoy making it.

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