SUMMER... NO SCHOOL...well not quite

THE TRUE MEANING OF HUMOR

2005-06-25T09:51:00.000-07:00

Check out this humorus website thta'll make ya laugh. With the stupidest games and the funniest movies its www.HOMESTARRUNNER.com, CHECK IT OUT!!!

SCHOOL NO MORE!!!

2005-06-17T13:41:00.000-07:00

School is almost out and celebrations are fun. at the end of every year my class has a party. and CAMPING!!!

An A+ REPORT

2005-04-01T17:55:00.000-08:00

This story got A+
DR. ZINZENDORF
Once, in a world where horrible, horrible things happened, there lived a man named Zinzendorf. Dun dun dun. Zinzendorf was trying to infect people with the Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa disease and only I knew the cure.
It all started when I was walking home from school. For science I wanted to know which way the water spun draining in the sink on the other side of the world. So I called up a young boy in Australia.
"Hello!" I said on the telephone.
"Oh no, I don’t take calls from strangers!" The boy said.
"Uhhh no, this is an important call from the water source! This is Dr. uhhh...Zinzendorf." I said.
"Oh! Well, it’s important I guess!" He said.
"Ok. So, I need you to go to your sink and tell me which way the water spins!"
"Alright just a minute... It spins counter clockwise sir!" he said.
"I was right." I whispered "Just a second!"
"Son... You’re grounded!" My Dad said.
That night I snuck downstairs to get a midnight snack. Then...
"Dr.Zinzendorf... Bye!" a voice came from the phone.
Three weeks later I got a phone call from a guy named Zophillism.
"Hello is Dr. Zinezendorf there?"
"Dr.Zinzendorf will be with you in just a minute... hum hmmmmm hmm hmmhmmm!" I hummed in a girly voice.
"Are you there?"
"Hello. This is Dr. Zinzendorf!" I said.
"Hey, I work for you! What about the disease, Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa?" Zophillism asked.
"Uhhh. You’re fired!" I said.
"Ok. But..." Beeeeeeeeeeeep Beeep beep.
I quickly hung up. The disease must be dangerous. I have to stop this. But how. How? I Know. I have to go to Australia!
I arrived there and had to find the liar which I spotted as soon as I arrived. It was in the airport’s map. The liar was labeled "Evil Liar Gift Shop". I walked over to the shop and looked for an open sign, but all I found was a closed sign. I spied in and over heard a conversation.
"Why did you fire me?!?" Zophillism asked.
"But I didn’t!" Dr. Zinzendorf said, "stop looking at me like I’m from another planet."
"Don’t say that. I know you come from this planet!"
"Well what if I moved to another planet?" Said Dr. Zinzendorf. There was a moment of silent. "You’re hired!"
"WAHOO!" Zophillism shouted.
"About that Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa." Dr. Zinzendorf said.
"Too bad no one has the cure for Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa!" Zophillism said and threw the cure into the trash can outside.
I yahatad "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" (I laughed) Uh oh. I quickly grabbed the cure and ran for my life! I was running everywhere and I stopped by someone.
He said holding his fore head. "I have a Yaud ach!"
I grabbed his arm and ran with him.
"Where is the nearest hospital?" I said to the man.
"Oh 5 days... by car!" He said. So, I hopped in a car and wrote in a journal.
Day 1
The car stalled right beside a gas station. We were so lucky, but it was closed. So, we got out of the car and pushed the rest of the way.
Day 2
The car got fixed and a guy I met named Lacky fell a yawism (a sleep) so, I drove the car myself.
Day 3
Just kept driving didn’t stop until I ran out of gas. It took a while to find a gas station.
Day 4
Never thought that we would actually stop to sleep. We did, which means the drive will probably be longer.
Day 5
Only 16 more hours. So exhausted and hungry, but we were stopping in at restaurants.
Day 6
Popped a tired and called a mechanic and finally made it to the hospital!
We ran inside the hospital and gave every one who were infected with Dr. Zinzendorf’s
Zemlya Frantsa Iosifa the Zyroastrianism (the cure) and they all fell a yawism.
I went back to the lair only this time it took exactly 5 days. As soon as I got there I used my Cynewulf fighting skills and defeated Zophillism his last word was "KAMIKAZE!". I walked up to a door.
"Voice activation please."
Wait a second. His last word was "Kamakazi!" I said.
"Voice activation confirm! Please enter. Press the button on the left to destroy the disease. Press the button on t-h-e ri..." It slowed down... uh oh. The disease was some how put in a mosquito and was coming right for me! I did a triple back flip (Impossible) and landed on the right button. The fly ran right into the wall and splat. EEWWW! Dr. Zinzendorf ran outside
"He must be afraid of me!" I said yahating. Ha, ha, ha. Then the roof went flying right off! I heard a quiet yahating. It was Dr. Zinzendorf in a ... big... giant... enormous... ROBOT!
"You can’t defeat me! Zee only way to shut zee robot down is if I say shutdown!" Suddenly the robot slowly collapsed. Dr. Zinzendorf said "I give up!"
"That’s good! I’m gonna take you to the poli... where’d ya go?" As soon as I blinked he disappeared. Then the world started spinning and I fell asleep. The words were the same again. I was back home.
THE END!! Winner of 3 Newberry awards and 4 children’s literature awards!!

NEW SITE!!!!

2005-03-23T17:51:00.000-08:00

The Newest Site By ME IS Jonwrites.blogspot.com

STUPID

2005-03-05T05:13:00.000-08:00

my STUPID story
Once upon a time there was a man who met this guy. He said to the guy "Dude, I am youre fathers, mothers, husbands, best friend, super cows, acting friend, cheese puff, googley eyes, stink breathe, dead dogs arch enymies grandmothers, uncles, ancestors in world war 2, Foriegn Exchange student from north carilinas, cheese award eaten, foriegn highschool roomate!
"Doesn't that make you old?" The guy said
"Yes!"
"You Are STUPID!!!"

The End

Very Cool!!

2005-03-01T15:44:00.000-08:00

On Christmas I got a camera (Digital) I use the camera for many things... now I make short movies.

CALEB

2004-12-03T17:08:00.000-08:00

Caleb is my freind and i told him how to mak his own blog so click the link below

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In Ten Years

2004-11-29T16:14:00.000-08:00

➓ In Ten Years ➉
By Jonathan Atkins

You may see me as a young, ten year old boy, but wait till I’m twenty. I’ll be able to drive a nice, sporty convertible and, maybe a small replica of the car. In ten years you’ll see me driving on highways, on open roads, in the rain um...with the roof up. Plus I’ll have a remote control car collection which I’ve already started. I will have cars I build, cars that run on nitro, cars that run on batteries, cars with really big shocks, and racing cars. My cars will be entered in different competitions and races, and maybe I’ll even have my own hobby shop with cars and planes.

To start the shop I will need money and to make that money I will be in a band. In my band there will be a drummer, me, and three guitarists, Josh, Reuben, and Jonathon Denisi. That will be my career. The band will be called 3Kross. Our style of music will be Hip Hop, Rock, and Easy Listening. This year I will choose an instrument and I will choose the trumpet. In ten years I want to be really good at the trumpet. After I get really good I will preform at Jazz Festivals. If I do play trumpet in ten years I could play for the band and find a new drummer.

In ten years I will have a pretty complicated life if all of the above happen. I would be in a band playing trumpet and drums. I will have a shop with cars and planes. I will race at competitions with high tech cars. It’s too bad the cars don’t fly. Maybe I’ll invent special remote control cars that fly, and ones that are able to move on land and water. Maybe I’ll even have a car that transforms into a hover craft. That would be really cool. Behind my shop will be a warehouse full of cars I invent and create, cars to be built, cars to be painted, and cars that are already made and painted. I think that in ten years I’ll have a lot of fun.
10 years project©

Rune scape

2004-11-23T13:43:00.000-08:00

do u like the lord of the rings, a nights tale... or just being you
Then rune scape is a site youll go to again, and again. this massive online multiplayer adventure is great. create your own charactar. save youre settings. and meet your freinds. this game gets over 100000 people a day. know wonder its so popular. and if you find a charactar in this game named rewy0 you will recieve a surprise in youre in box. click bellow to play.

Rune Scape on miniclips Rune Scape and start youre charactar TODAY!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)
Warning!!! the links above wil bring you off this site. thank you!!

Try This

User Name jon2410
password rewired

Own bar

2004-11-15T06:08:00.000-08:00

Click here for a free bar

Cultric music

2004-11-14T16:07:00.000-08:00

Africa
Celtic
Cuban
New orleans
uk Dance music

6 MIXER

2004-11-13T08:30:00.000-08:00

6 MIXER

A game of drum beats... with a ball

2004-11-10T14:15:00.000-08:00

Make your own beat using ladders
save your game for next time(You can save it forever)
Plus add a wormhole to warp over to another place
And change the sounds
ITS... DRUM STEPS

Ball on string

2004-11-06T07:16:00.000-08:00

Ball on string
Try to beat my score of Green that is 2 after blue

Know!!!!!

2004-11-02T16:37:00.000-08:00

any websites. have a flash you would like on this site. Well then leave a post of the website or flash and you wil see it on this website.

Stupid Vedios

2004-10-22T17:02:00.000-07:00

AIR PLAINS
Airplain crash (add this to a movie)Rate this video: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Airplain blows (HALAURIOS)Rate this video: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
ALEIN
Alein song (FUNIER) Rate this video: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

STAR WARS
Star wars the new one (FUNNIEST)Rate this video: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Star wars kid
LEGO
YMCA

Tv Shows.. And tvs
Truck jump
Tvs are goin to blowup
Vcr repair goes wrong
vegie shows
Vegie shows 2 vegie rock
Imagine jumping off a cliff into water!!

Flash cartoons

2004-09-12T07:14:00.000-07:00

Tales of the blode Episode 1
Tales of the blode episode 2 A trip to the seaside
Tales of the blode episode 3 Marmot mayhem
Tales of the blode eposode 4 Food feed fury ...(The Best One)
Tales of the blode episode 5 toad turmoil
Tales of the blode episode 6 attack of the Ubber pea
Kat fan

Nintendo

2004-09-11T11:26:00.000-07:00

Mario remix
Work it
I Mario
Super conol wars: The empire strikes gold

The Decline Of video gaming

2004-09-06T08:23:00.000-07:00

Click Here to watch... If you liked this one look for the decline of video gaming 2

Music

2004-09-06T07:41:00.000-07:00

GAMES
The Legend of Zelda
TETRIS
MARIO CHILL
Mario Fever
ROCK

Intergalagtic Beastie boys
Fight for your right to party Beastie boys
All the small things Blink
Down Unknown
Song 2 Blur

Pop
Blue Eifle 65
Dance

Twist and shout The Beatles
Changes 2 Pac
Can't get enough of you baby Smash mouth

WANNABE Spice girls

Cooking with Sal

2004-08-28T10:15:00.000-07:00

Click here to watch sal teach a monkey to cook.

What Will go wrong!!

Backseat gaming

2004-08-28T10:13:00.000-07:00

Click here to watch

Ark is working on a game